hey yall
if you need a costume idea and you’re still kind of stuck. i have an idea. you can be a bee. here are the steps.
1. get invited to a halloween party and decide you’ll go as a mummy
2. get a bunch of ace bandages
3. try a few different wrapping techniques and get totally heartbroken by how shitty all of them turn out
4. after maybe an hour decide it will be better to stay home and watch scary movies and eat pickles, full of despair and resignation
5. but then realize, you have a yellow dress, three black belts (um why do you have three black belts) black tights and boots
6. you can be a bee! get a headband and cut some little antennae with balls on the end out of yellow construction paper
7. go. drink. eat candy. talk to strangers and congratulate yourself. you left the house today.
8. FUN!!!
