Switch Bitch by Roald Dahl
Currently reading. I love this guy and his smutty ways. Thank you Roald.
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damn
look at how great that is. fat ladies! amazing!
unrelated- do you know how many times a year i email myself something and then two SECONDS later i see the (1) on my gmail inbox tab and think, “oh! new email! wonder what that could be.” i would put the figure in the ballpark of somewhere around seventy-two-and-a-dumbass-half.
sorry. i’m so sorry. but this is one of those must-see kind of gif instances.
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Which leads me to why swine flu is stupid. If I were to worry about anything—and I don’t—swine flu would be pretty near the bottom of the list. Here’s a list of things that are a higher priority of things to worry about:
# Dying alone.
# Not getting recognized for your genius.
# Settling for a shitty job.
# Getting married.
Just to be clear, not getting married isn’t a problem, getting married is. Most people, due to fears of dying alone, will marry some jackass because they think nothing better will come along. They’re usually right. But even if you find someone who isn’t a total cock, marrying them will ruin everything because marriage is a false institution, and a waste of time and money. Cancel that big wedding party and buy a house, dipshits! Nobody wants to go to wedding parties. Besides, big gatherings lend themselves to communicable diseases. Holy shit that was a sweet transition.
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It’s been so long since my tween days of reading every word this guy said that I kind of forgot how exactly I agree with him.
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OMG TOTALLY ME TOO! if i had to make a timeline of the major epochs in the history of my life online, there would be the shitty geocities webpage making era, the neopets era, the sailor moon obsession era, the thebestpageintheuniverse.com era which was simultaneous with the homestarrunner era, then a time when all i did was download things off napster look at imdb and people’s livejournals, and then wikipedia and facebook, which brings us more or less to now, a time of google reader and tumblr. although really i do enjoy going to wedding parties. everything about my personality dictates that i should hate them but curiously i don’t.
incorrect. how am i supposed to get to the ball in a horse-drawn baby. this is the worst.
Heyyyy Halloween,
So it looks like I did tonight stuff yesterday. Now I’m staying in. Don’t b mad.
Whoops,
Valentina
p.s. This costume is “Mad Men extra”
YOUUU LITTLE
that’s my brother on the left. i’m so proud
I was feeling nostalgic for Oxford, looking at Allie Mccullen’s pictures, and I remembered the time I was crowned “Dick of the day” by the Exeat Crickett team at some back alley pub. Anna took this picture and it took me forever to find it because I untagged it like 2 years ago.
THE EXEAT CRICKET TEAM!!!! <3 U!!!
